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Nicole Richie Has a GIRL!!! + Christina Aguilera Has a Boy

HotSauce | Celebrity News, Christina Aguilera, Nicole Richie | Friday, 18 January 2008

nickie.jpgChristina XTINA Aguilera and hubby Jordan Bratman have welcomed the arrival of their new baby BOY…

The kids name? Max Liron Bratman. Why do celebrities always give their kids some weird ass name as if they wont get made fun of at school. Liron? The little munchkin weighed in at 6lbs 2oz.

On another note, 2 days earlier, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden welcomed a baby girl into the world. HER name? Harlow Winter Kate Madden at 6lbs 7oz.

Maybe their babies can hook up in the future and be a super couple living the simple life. haaaaaa haaaaa

Paparazzi not happy killing Princess Diana, they want to kill her son Prince William too

Sammie | Gossip | Tuesday, 16 October 2007

Prince William and KateThe Paparazzi are not happy killing Princes Diana, they want to kill her son Prince William too! Have they no morals? No concept of guilt? Are the news papers that buy the pictures from the Paparazzi just as guilty as the person taking the picture and putting peoples lives at risk with the antics they use to get a picture to sell to the news papers?

Last week Prince William and Kate Middleton were aggressively chased by Paparazzi on motor bikes and in cars through the streets of London as they left a night club. It is Ten years ago that Paparazzi aggressively chased Princess Diana through the streets of Paris on motor bikes and in cars, that lead to her death along with two other people in the car with her.

Stalking is a criminal offence in the UK and this is a clear case of stalking, Paparazzi stalk their victims and put their lives at risk, they should be charged under the Stalking laws in the UK.

Do we have to cut Prince William out of a car before something is done about the Paparazzi?

 

Jude Law beats the PAP’s Rap

Sammie | Gossip | Saturday, 06 October 2007

Jude Law and kids last ChristmasJude Law has spoken out to tell his turn of events when the cops came knocking on his door after beating up a Paparazzi. True to form, his side of the story was nothing like the innocent bystander standing at a bus stop waiting for a bus with Five camera’s hanging from his neck.

The Paparazzi claims that he was standing by the bus stop not taking any pictures, when Jude Law came over and accused him of being a pervert and only wanted to take pictures of his children, “he then punched me in the face and started to kick me”.

Jude tells a different version, in that the Paparazzi was provoking him and swung a camera at him, and things started to get nasty from then on, ( yea we know, the Paparazzi “punching me and kicking me) is the only part that rings true from what he said. Jude states that the cops felt a little embarrassed at having to deal with this as they know “it was a setup” states Jude.

what makes me laugh is when a Paparazzi is being beaten up, his mates start taking pictures and don’t care how bad he gets battered. Thats friends for you.

Paris Hilton left NYC and NYC sank 3 feet, breathing a sigh of relief.

Sammie | Paris Hilton | Wednesday, 26 September 2007

Paris waves at check in.When the blonde of Blondes (Paris Hilton) departs one city, thousands get on their knees and thank the Lord. Give a thought to the thousands on their knees, asking the Lord “why us?” As she lands in their city.

Paris was asked a question as she was about to check in at the airport, “Paris do you have any advice for Britney?” you could see her smile get bigger and wider as she pondered the question while signing an autograph. Then nothing, no reply, so this begs the question whether Paris was acting dumb (i don’t understand the question) or acting smart and keeping her mouth shut for once, I guess we’ll never really know, what do you think?

Britney Spears’ bodyguard, lard ass Tony, fat ass Tony, whatever

Sammie | Gossip | Monday, 24 September 2007

Fat Ass TonyPoor Britney Spears i was gonna lay off her for a month, ok i will but this is about her bodyguard, loud mouth Tony, lard ass Tony, fat ass Tony, dumbass Tony, you know the fat guy that likes to hang out with skinny chicks and tell tales about them for a price. Oh yeah Fat Tony, thats him.

Well Fat ass Tony has a job for a month and then sells out all the crap he can make up to any paper or TV show willing to pay him for the dirt, and they get Farting and Burping and Walking to the bathroom naked. Well is someone telling me that people don’t Fart or Burp or walk to the bathroom naked in their own home?

Lard ass Tony, if you think for one second that selling out your integrity is worth selling out a young girls dignity in her own home, is a good deal. then look again, you’ll never get a job in that roll again, you have declared you are the most untrustworthy slime ball that ever crawled this planet.

Who is this guy? Lets see.

looking at that pic, this guys looks like he don’t know what a bath tub is, and i bet he packs enough ball slime to put the whole of NYC off dinner

Britney Spears Dumped by more friends than G.W.Bush

Sammie | Britney Spears | Wednesday, 19 September 2007

Poor Britney Spears has to be feeling lonely just now, and i would bet she feels more alone than George W Bush does when he asked friends to co-sign his honorary membership to Mensa.

When your hubby dumps you, followed by your body guard, and then your Lawyer, followed the next day by your manager, you gotta start having a shower more than once a month gurl. 

Well rats jump a sinking ship, in this case i think the rat is sinking and the lifeboats have headed for the shore leaving the problem behind. Having given up all hope on a rescue mission. There is only so much crap a person will take while trying to help you. If you are to dumb to see that, then hand over your kids, please don't take them down with you.